November 2011
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if this gets a thousand notes my fifteen year old...
(Is there a clause where-in if it gets five hundred he’ll just stop wearing so much of it?)
October 2011
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Further proof I made the right roommate choice:
Me: *wanders out of room after several hours of watching random anime and pokes through cupboard* How’s Stats?
Him: Eghh. What’s up?
Me: I am pondering eating. Since I haven’t eaten since burgers. (Which were at about three.)
Him: Hmmm.
*We both poke through the cupboard and the freezer for a bit*
Me: Cos on the one hand I...
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ohumyes replied to your post: ohumyes replied to your post: ohumyes replied to…
That is ridickydonkulous. You are the best because you’re you and I love you a lot so hush. *hug*
*kaflail* Why are there people who are so nice to me? *hug* ;3;
I am starting to get seriously curious about whether I could get certain monthly things taken away because of my phobia… I’ve never been diagnosed, but…
Considering that the only reason I don’t become completely comatose due to panic every month is because it’s been happening for so damned long (and come to think of it, I think it’s longer than my phobia. Huh....
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ohumyes replied to your post: ohumyes replied to your post: Guh. I keep thinking…
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FIT IN CATEGORIES. THAT’S WHAT GENDERQUEER *MEANS*.
I know, it’s just everyone else has things like names that make sense and different pronouns and makes an effort and I am just kind of like eh and I kind of feel like that makes me a bad genderqueer… person… thing....
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ohumyes replied to your post: Guh. I keep thinking about posting myself on…
NO. *HUGS* YOU ARE GREAT SHUT UP. >8C
*shuts up*
…
…b-but I do not fit into the categories and I don’t look like how I should and why do you people like me??????
Guh. I keep thinking about posting myself on Genderqueer, but… Part of me insists that’s jsut looking for attention, and I’m not a good looking person and i don’t look like I’m genderqueer, I just look like a person who wears a lot of t-shirts, and I don’t put effort into my appearance at all and just ugh. I am a pointless thing, I think.
Sooo….
I’ve finally sort of… quantified-ish how much easier Morphology is for me than Phonetics and Phonology.
In one of my ling classes, we have a weekly assignment of about two to three questions with various problems within them. Usually four to five. For the Phon unit, it was regularly taking me about… half an hour or more to do them.
For this week’s Morph...
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Alright, after about two months living with the new roommate, things are definitely better.
I haven’t had any coughing fits, and I’ve only had one depressive incident. (These both arose, I suspect, from my last roommates’ continued smoking of pot in and around the house. I’m only using ‘depressive’ in its descriptive sense, rather than in its clinical, as...
Tonight’s dinner brought to you by Cramps and Laziness:
1 Pepperoni Stick, 2 Neopolitan Ice Cream Sandwiches, and a Hot Water Bottle
It should not cost a body eleven hundred dollars and nine or ten hours worth of travel just to see someone they love.
Fucking airport taxes.
Tumblr, there are two things you can do: 1. Tell me I do not want to read Young Justice Aqualad/Superboy fic
2. Give me Young Justice Aqualad/Superboy fic.
Imagine, if you will, my sister. I will paint you a picture, using my words:
She is in her early twenties, and a self proclaimed fatty, with ass-long, thick, dark brown hair, and fairly tanned skin.
Imagine her, holding a pair of pink and green vertical stripped pyjamma pants in front of her hips.
Imagine her saying, in a very strange, strained voice,
“Pyjamma thrust~”
And...
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…the character is a girl. The author has said this. She identifies as female. YOU KNOW THIS. YOU ARE SAYING YOU’D GO LESBIAN FOR THIS CHARACTER. BUT YOU’RE USING MASCULINE PRONOUNS.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
:/
Kids on dA are… aoighaogihsogihegiohg.
…someone tell me how to waste time until eleven?
wugs:
have you heard of chomsky?
yeah, i noam.
It’s been a while since I’ve asked for suggestions for drawings… Let’s do that.
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Why we should use the Oxford Comma
ohumyes:
thoseglassdungeons:
A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:
“highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”.
(For the curious: The thing that’s wrong with that sentence is its syntax implies that Nelson Mandela is both an 800-year-old demigod and a...
Tumblr I just wanted to say thank you for letting me know Janelle Monae exists. If you have ever reblogged photos of her or her music, then thank you.
Continuing the trend of very short very emo posts tonight, I am half contemplating just saying fuck it to my degree in general and just leaving Canada for the UK for a while and just… staying there. For a while. Or ever. Ever might be good. Or at least until Fynn wants to come over here.
I just… I really just miss him.
Also, why does my Goose live so far away?
*sigh*
How is it that off-handed comments from strangers hurt more than actual critiques from real humans whose opinions matter?
(not that strangers aren’t real humans, I just mean that … augh never mind.)
The Sloth, The Moss and the Holy Claw →
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kitbeard replied to your post: Does anyone know any religious word things that I…
I find covet to be a useful religious-y word.
XD
I think I meant like prayer-er-y things, or mantras, or koans, or or or something. But covet is a very good word. I think the Sloth is okay with a little coveting, so long as it doesn’t make you act in undue haste. (Occasionally, Haste can be due.)
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The Sloth received a university professor who came to inquire about Slothfulness. The Sloth served tea. He poured his visitor’s cup full, and then kept on pouring. The professor watched the overflow until he no longer could restrain himself. “It is overfull. No more will go in!” When the Sloth did not respond, the professor looked up, to demand what was going on. The Sloth had...
Does anyone know any religious word things that I could slothify?
(I promise I’m not directly mocking religion, I’m just… having a bit of fun with it…)
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theredkite replied to your post: ohumyes replied to your post: I’m always…
I know how you feel. Both my eyes are around -8.25, with astigmatism, and with my glasses I have no trouble seeing, but without? I think I can see my hand clearly at 6 inches, but it’s 4am and I just poked myself in the eye with a tape-measure…
Go! Get some sleep! And don’t hurt yourself! D:
ohumyes:
illustratedjai:
ohumyes:
illustratedjai:
ohumyes replied to your post: ohumyes replied to your post: I’m always…
I don’t know what “clear” is supposed to look like… o.o
What the world looks like with a fresh pair of glasses? No fuzzy edges around things?
WAIT HOLD ON. JAM ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU HAVE NEVER HAD A FRESH PAIR OF GLASSES WITH YOUR PROPER PRESCRIPTION????
D:...
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ohumyes:
illustratedjai:
ohumyes replied to your post: ohumyes replied to your post: I’m always…
I don’t know what “clear” is supposed to look like… o.o
What the world looks like with a fresh pair of glasses? No fuzzy edges around things?
WAIT HOLD ON. JAM ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU HAVE NEVER HAD A FRESH PAIR OF GLASSES WITH YOUR PROPER PRESCRIPTION????
D: Go! Get you some glasses!...
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ohumyes replied to your post: ohumyes replied to your post: I’m always…
I don’t know what “clear” is supposed to look like… o.o
What the world looks like with a fresh pair of glasses? No fuzzy edges around things?
WAIT HOLD ON. JAM ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU HAVE NEVER HAD A FRESH PAIR OF GLASSES WITH YOUR PROPER PRESCRIPTION????
D: Go! Get you some glasses! Surely you have some...
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ohumyes replied to your post: I’m always interested/amused by what people think…
I… honestly don’t know my prescription, but what you describe is pretty close to me. Five inches, if that. I don’t know. my eyes. they suck.
My prescription is -9.5, -10.25 and astigmatism in one eye. (Lord knows which eye.) If I take my glasses off an hold my hand in front of my face, my hand is clear at...
I’m always interested/amused by what people think of as ‘intensely’ near sighted, as one person dA has just put it. I’m pretty goddamn near sighted, it’s unquestionable - I’m not legally blind (yet), but goddamn am I close.
This person’s character can see ‘only’ about six feet away clearly without his glasses on.
Man, I would kill for six...
So I just recorded a couple of random videos singing a couple of random songs, and am debating about posting them.
YAY OR NAY?
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quichepact replied to your post: peanut butter cookie dipped in honeybush tea oh…
It can’t be better than drinking hot tea through a Fox’s classic and then eating it, because it’s a conceptual impossibility for anything to be better than that.
What on earth is a Fox’s classic? If it is more amazing than peanut butter cookie in honeybush tea I must try this thing.
peanut butter cookie dipped in honeybush tea oh dear god how have i not been doing this all my life?
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