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feardubh:

When people turn to fictional characters, it’s often because they want an escape. The stories of these people shelter us from the storm of our daily lives; they save us, if only for a little while. But when we really give in, become invested, let ourselves be vulnerable, something changes. We begin to feel that we know them. It’s no longer just an escape, but part of us, something that makes us who we are.

These characters teach us that incredible adversity can be overcome. That people can love each other forever. That life can be an adventure. That magic can be real. And even if these miracles have never happened to us, we begin to go through life believing that, someday, they could.

“And I promise you that you’re important. Don’t look at me like that- in all my 900 years I’ve never met someone who wasn’t important.”

“Cheer up mate, it gets better. Look at me, I was once a little kid living under the stairs. You’ll do fine.”

“Hey. I know it seems like life sucks, that you’ve got the devil on your tail. Hell, sometimes you do. But you’re strong enough to beat him. You’ve got friends at your back and family too, and that’s what really counts in the end.”

“Don’t be silly, they’re wrong about you; of course you matter. You’ve always mattered.”

WOW CONGRATS YOU JUST MADE ME CRY OVER MY OWN POST

I AM LITERALLY CRYING

This just got so much better. Thank you for being here for me tumblr. *all the hugs for everyone who reads this*

(via pandandelion)

tiny-puppy-teeth asked: So what IS an Americano?

An Americano is - technically speaking - a shot of espresso (or two, or three) pulled over hot water. This is done to preserve the look of the crema on top. (That lighter coloured part of the espresso which is what makes it taste like something other than just really dark roasted coffee. It’s an artifact (or perhaps the intent of?) the high pressure which espresso is pulled through.)

Some coffee shops don’t have a set way of doing this, and so Baristas can do whatever is most expedient, but if you order an Americano from a super traditional shop in Italy you’re going to get a cup of hot water with Espresso shots on top, usually two. 
(Unless you get a SUPER LONG PULL Espresso, but that’s another issue entirely.)

So, for the context of the story, my coffee shop (and every one I’ve worked at except the first) does Americanos like this. I do them like this specifically, because the super traditional shop I worked at (my second one, where we had surprise quizzes and secret shoppers sent by our boss for all it was a one off place and there was one person who ran the establishment) trained me to do them that way, using the above explanations. Every now and again I’ll make a mistake and pull one backwards, but that’s usually be cause I start making a latte by mistake and realise halfway through it’s an Americano. (Also, I’m sorry for my erratic capitalisation.) ANYWAY. I got to write the coffee-making manual for our shop (THEY LET ME DO THAT) and in our manual, it has the proper way of making ‘em. So everyone in my shop (if they’ve finished being trained) makes ‘em that way. SO. (Wow I am long winded) We had a customer come through, during a rush of course, and ask the girl on till for an ‘upside down americano’. So she brings it to me, not entirely sure what he wants, but assuming I’ll know. So I - knowing that some folks do it the other way ‘round - ask him, D’you mean espresso on top, or water on top? And he says espresso on top, like a long black. And I say, uh, no, Water on top’s a long black, but okay. And he gives me this NO, other way around, and so I just say ‘look, I’ve been a barista seven years, the way you want it is an americano, water on top is a long black.’ and he just gives me this huffy look and walks off, the drink being ready by this time. I dunno why I remembered that, but I did. 

And for funsies, the origins of the Americano, at least, as I was taught in my Traditional little shop. During one of the World Wars - I don’t remember which one, I’m sorry - American soldiers stationed in Italy would try to order a cup of coffee like they were used to at home - just a cup of hot water which has been slowly run through some ground up coffee beans. The Baristas they were ordering from did not entirely understand what they wanted, and eventually they came to the compromise of the Caffe Americano - literally, American-style Coffee. (This may be one of those stories that’s just told, because it sounds good, but I like it, and so I tell it, because it sounds good.)

ANYWAY. More than you ever wanted to know about Americanos and my feelings thereon!

peanutbutterandjamzee replied to your post: I kinda wanna try my hand at drawing something I…

CAUCASIAN SHEPHERD. ALSO SHILOH SHEPHERD.

Wiiiiillllldo. Probably only one of the two, but I need to restart my computer first. 

peanutbutterandjamzee replied to your post: Someone give me links to something to read. I…

gutenberg.org/cache/e… Scaramouche!

Excellent I will read that next. I have found some porn fic recs a friend sent me.

tiny-puppy-teeth asked: Came for the Jai, stayed for the also Jai.

<3 Awhshucks. 

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 peanutbutterandjamzee replied to your postJust a couple things: I have the best damned…

THAQT WAS NOT THE GI FI WANTED TO SEND
NO
THAT WAS THE PERFECT GIF. 
PER
FECT 

peanutbutterandjamzee replied to your post: My Fiance is lying in his bed in the dark …

… spleen is a hilarious word

So he keeps telling me.